THIS WAS A REALLY BAD IDEA

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WARNING: I'M SHIT AT READING AND IN THE AUDIO I PRETEND I DIDN'T FUCK UP BUT I DID SO--
YEAH 
AND I WAS STARTING OFF ALL GIDDY AND CUTE AF BUT THEN I KEPT RETRYING CAUSE I'M SOME SORT OF FUCKED UP PERFECTIONIST AND SO MY VOICE SOUNDS LIKE SHIT SORRY GUYS I GAVE UP THIS IS THE TRUE ME

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Questions:
Your name and username.

Where you’re from.

Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, Pecan, both, again, probably, Alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, GPOY.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

Do you think you have an accent?

Would you rather be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr or deviantART in real life?

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

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